I can resist anything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Well, Oscar, that makes two of us.

Hey babe, can I eat your ass?

Fuck off.

Please, let me.

You're pathetic, but fine, as you wish.

Thank you! I appreciate it.

I have one more request, babe.

I thought you just wanted to eat my ass!?

"I can resist anything except ass-licking and doggy style."