Keep calm, be a plumber
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Hey plumber, you're late.

Sorry ma'am, the traffic... Wow!
Well, it's leaking, so...

I got it, ma'am, right away.
I didn't mean the plumbing, young man.

What's that, ma'am? Awesome! Awesome!
See? Here's leaking.

Mmm. slurp, mmmm....
It's leaking even more, sure you can fix it?

I don't know, slurp, but I love this job, slurp...