A Jolly Ride

"Hey babe, can I join you?"
You seem nice, so... sure.
"Wow, nice ass! Wow!"
What? You wanna see more?
"No babe, I mean, yes."
Fine, I'll show you more.
"Oh man, this is too good to be true."
Yeah? How 'bout this?
"I want you, I need you, babe!"
Forget it, I ain't in the mood, adiĆ³s.